Am I... Or Am I Not...

PISCES :
Caring. Smart. Center of attention.
Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high sex appeal.
Freak in bed. Kind. Humble. Trustworthy.
Has the last word.

ppl say horoscope are abt 80% accurate..
let me break down wat my horoscope say abt me..

1. Caring
am i? i think i am.. our values in school for P1 is care... so i must be caring rite... wat have i done to make me a caring person... hhmmmm... i help my students in their schwrk, i lend wateva money i can afford to my frens, i let my sis use my laptop, i listen when my frens hv BGR problems... so does all dat count as caring? hehehe...

2. Smart
now, dis is difficult.. how u measure smart? is it book-smart? or street-smart? personally, i prefer not to see academic qualifications... its a cruel world out there n paper qualifications dun realy help in dat... i hope i m more of the street-smart side...

3. Center of attention
woahhh..!! dis sounds bombastic to me.. but if it refers to me bcoming the center of attention without me knowing or unintentionally, dat i dunno... but if it means i love to be center of attention, it is soooooo NOT me! imagine, even when i walk in a shopping centre, i would prefer to walk along the shops rather than jus cut through the the empty space in the middle to get across... i prefer to listen rather than state watever opinions i have... i prefer to be at the backstage rather than performing in front... i can faint n vomit blood (haha!) if i were to do dat

4. Too Sexy
haha, dis is a joke. for someone who dun wear bikini, who dun reali prefer sleeveless, who become self-conscious when wearing very short skirts... i dun think dis is me... i m not sexy... more conserved actuali...

5. Very High Sex Appeal
ok i dun reali understand dis... does it mean i attract the opposite side more.. or i desire for intimacy... hahaha.. desire, wat a werd! anyways, i dunno abt dis... so, next...!

6. Freak In Bed
wow! does it mean when i m sleeping or when i m doing IT? hahahaa... if dis statement is true, i pity my partner... wat does a freak actualy do? shout vulgarities in bed? prefer bondage, wif cuffs n whips? or simply like weird kinda styles? hahahaa... the werd freak always had me thinking of circus...

7. Kind
well... maybe dis depends... if the need arises, i will be kind.. but if its too much, forget it.. such as, donating for charity.. if u donate, u r a kind person... but wat if every weekend when i go out, theres always this charity or dat charity dat ask for donations? i noe da amount may be small, but it is jus annoying if its overdone... another thing, am i kind to my frens? haha, only they can answer dat...

8. Humble
...... i dunno wat to say abt dis... in my career world, we r encourage to step forward n make open wat we hv done, wat achievement we had grabbed, becos only in this way can we actualy survive n make ppl see n recognize us, to get promoted, to climb up dat corporate ladder... so being humble may hv its time n place... in other words, it may hv a negative reflection to us...

9. Trustworthy
i believe i m... i hope i m.. n if i m not good enuff in this, i wish i will wrk hard n improve on dis... to me, dis is by far the most important value in life.. so kinda nice to see dia in my horoscope.. face it, even wif strangers we mus hv a certain level of trust... example, if u meet sumone new n u ask his/her name or where he/she work n dat person replies, u mus hv dis level of trust to actualy believe dat wateva he/she said is true...

10. Has The Last Word
this one i agree, may not b totally, but almost... most arguments, most conflicts, most misunderstandings will always end up wif me having the last word, me having the decision n the other party speechless... haha.. one close fren of mine said to me once 'u very manipulative ah, play wif ur words well' i dunno if i see that as a compliment or not, but face it, as long as its on my side, i m ok wif it... heheh... but dat doesnt mean i m not open to suggestions or opinions.. remember dat i m a listener after all.. i do listen to ppl but if mine precedes urs, or better than wat u say, i'm sorry i will stick to mine.. if not, yes i admit defeat.. hehehe

so dats it for my horoscope analysis abt me...
wheneva ppl ask me 'wat kind of person r u'..
i always reply 'its up to ppl to dcide, cos diff ppl hv diff opinions of me..'
some of them like me too much, some loathe me to the core...
so i cant say anything abt myself...
if u wanna noe abt me, ask those around me... they hv better answers...